The Holocoaster(TM)
In a relatively popular book titled Inside the Concentration Camps, which purports to be a collection of “eyewitness accounts of life in Hitler’s death camps”, on page 132 we read the following:
In March, 1945, 500 people were killed by being thrown alive into the oven.
800 to 900 yards from the place where the ovens were, the prisoners were squeezed into little cars that ran on rails. In Auschwitz these cars had various dimensions and could hold up to 15 people. As soon as a car was loaded, it would be set in motion on an inclined plane that traveled at full speed down a corridor. At the end of the corridor there was a wall, and in the wall was the door to the oven. As soon as the car hit the wall, the door opened automatically, and the car would dip forward and pitch it's cargo of living people into the oven. Right behind it came another car with another load, and so on.
The Soviets "liberated" Auschwitz from the Germans on January 27th, 1945! So how could the Germans have been doing these things in March?
A pile of human bodies is not going to be thrown a considerable distance at a rate of 20 mph, or even 30 mph. Perhaps at speeds above 60 mph there may be some consistent success. But of course, it is quite incredible that the Germans could have built absolutely indestructible rail cars which could continually crash at high speeds into absolutely indestructible brick ovens with automatic doors, and that under these strenuous circumstances, everything could continue to function perfectly over prolonged periods of time, and hundreds of such crashes. But then, all of the physical evidence of their existence could disappear completely before Germany surrendered weeks later, in early June of 1945. That completely fraudulent account is an example of Jewish chutzpah, the book has many other equally incredible accounts within its pages, and it is still sold in stores as non-fiction today. - William Finck in Mimicry: The First Step to Destruction
